Little O' This

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Bebe Jolie had her six month check up today and the doctor plotted her height and weight on the percentile curve, only to see that she is off the charts in both measurements.

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If

When I was in the eighth grade I had a really mean teacher who made me memorize a stanza of Rudyard Kipling’s “If” whenever I was caught chewing gum or being a boisterous distraction in class.

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My flight touched down in Edmonton and I waited, squirmy baby in my arms, for the next set of passengers to board before we took off to Regina.