{"id":1457,"date":"2008-11-26T20:27:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T03:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/?p=1457"},"modified":"2008-11-26T20:27:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T03:27:48","slug":"mishmash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/?p=1457","title":{"rendered":"MishMash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The only downside to formula feeding your child (aside from the inevitable lowering of her I.Q., the guarantee that she will be obese and allergic to everything, and the promise that her immune system will be rendered null and void) is the stench of the poop!\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously, we are talking some toxic, oozing slime.\u00c2\u00a0 Mercy!<\/p>\n<p>It is impossible to get a decent photo of a two month-old smiling.\u00c2\u00a0 Really.\u00c2\u00a0 This is all I got:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/farley.jpg\" title=\"farley.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/farley.jpg\" alt=\"farley.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She looks like a miniature Chris Farley.<\/p>\n<p>Our truck (the one that got stolen over a month ago) is back and in fine condition.\u00c2\u00a0 The thug who swiped our vehicle happened to take the CD that was in the stereo and our insurance will pay for a replacement selection.\u00c2\u00a0 Is there something new and hip and exciting I should buy?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m open to all suggestions.<\/p>\n<p>I gnawed off all my fingernails and now they are jagged, throbbing nubs.\u00c2\u00a0 Why do I do this?<\/p>\n<p>This doesn&#8217;t get old:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hold.jpg\" title=\"hold.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hold.jpg\" alt=\"hold.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Avelyn loves Jolie so much and has continued to be an exemplary big sister.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/closer.jpg\" title=\"closer.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/closer.jpg\" alt=\"closer.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And Jolie&#8217;s cheeks are rising like cakes.\u00c2\u00a0 She is such a chubby little puddin&#8217; pop (who has just filled her shorts with aforementioned formula poop, so I had best be off to wipe down the mess.\u00c2\u00a0 I know, the glamour never ends).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only downside to formula feeding your child (aside from the inevitable lowering of her I.Q., the guarantee that she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-girl","category-my-girl-20"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}