{"id":346,"date":"2007-04-27T21:49:39","date_gmt":"2007-04-28T04:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/?p=346"},"modified":"2007-04-27T21:49:55","modified_gmt":"2007-04-28T04:49:55","slug":"a-conversation-i-thought-id-never-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"A Conversation I Thought I&#8217;d Never Have"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">Today my mom called me up and after a few minutes of small talk she confessed, &#8220;The real reason I&#8217;m calling is because I want to know what a MILF is.  I saw that someone called you that in a comment on your blog yesterday.  So, what&#8217;s a MILF?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Gah.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">I had to explain this horrid acronym to <em>my mom<\/em>.   She was a little appalled.  I told her that it sounded worse than it was, but that it has grown to become a common slang term.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">She said she guessed I should take it as a compliment, albeit a rather crude one.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today my mom called me up and after a few minutes of small talk she confessed, &#8220;The real reason I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-matters","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}