{"id":352,"date":"2007-05-06T20:41:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T03:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/?p=352"},"modified":"2007-05-06T20:41:37","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T03:41:37","slug":"momma-knows-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"Momma Knows, Child."},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">My mom is here visiting and I am loving every second of it.\u00c2\u00a0 She babysat my grumpy baby all afternoon while Steve and I went out for lunch (at Boston Pizza!\u00c2\u00a0 Carbarific!) and enjoyed some child-free time together.\u00c2\u00a0 Tonight she and I were sitting in the living room and I was telling her about some funny videos on YouTube I had found.\u00c2\u00a0 She got excited and squealed, &#8220;Ooo!\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been wanting to get onto The YouTube, and MyFace, or is it YourFace?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Then we peed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Last week I was telling her about the reality of my <a href=\"http:\/\/kickyboots.com\/?p=346\" title=\"It's True.\">MILF-aliciousness<\/a> and now I&#8217;m clearing up all of her internet misconceptions.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Mom, here&#8217;s what you need to know:\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s FaceBook, MySpace, YouTube.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">You&#8217;ll be quizzed tomorrow on what you&#8217;ve learned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom is here visiting and I am loving every second of it.\u00c2\u00a0 She babysat my grumpy baby all afternoon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickyboots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}