My Girl

Runneth Over

Cute picture, hey?
Do me a favour and take a nice, close look at the waistband of Avelyn’s pants.

Yes, that’s what you think it is: a WHOLE FREAKING LOT OF POOP.

Back in the Day

Hot Lips

My hand rested in his as we sauntered down the forest path. He was much taller than I, with sandy blonde hair and a nice smile. And he was my boyfriend, of three days. Ah, summer camp and the promise it held.