The only downside to formula feeding your child (aside from the inevitable lowering of her I.Q., the guarantee that she will be obese and allergic to everything, and the promise that her immune system will be rendered null and void) is the stench of the poop! Seriously, we are talking some toxic, oozing slime. Mercy!
It is impossible to get a decent photo of a two month-old smiling. Really. This is all I got:
She looks like a miniature Chris Farley.
Our truck (the one that got stolen over a month ago) is back and in fine condition. The thug who swiped our vehicle happened to take the CD that was in the stereo and our insurance will pay for a replacement selection. Is there something new and hip and exciting I should buy? I’m open to all suggestions.
I gnawed off all my fingernails and now they are jagged, throbbing nubs. Why do I do this?
This doesn’t get old:
Avelyn loves Jolie so much and has continued to be an exemplary big sister.
And Jolie’s cheeks are rising like cakes. She is such a chubby little puddin’ pop (who has just filled her shorts with aforementioned formula poop, so I had best be off to wipe down the mess. I know, the glamour never ends).




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Those two girls of yours are way too cute!!
Good Start made both my girls poop camo green. Don’t miss it.
Aside from that…
I’m totally partial over here, but there is something so sweet about two little sisters. I love capturing pictures of my girls together.
(I love Avelyn’s jammies!)
I love Jolie’s hair! rad! Those girls are so frinkin’ cute!
Your girls are two of the cutest!
They are so cute. Sisters are the best.
I LOVE your description of how formula “wrecks” babies. Cracks me up!
Also, cheeks rising. Just like Reid’s.
Your girls are looking great. Thanks for posting.
I love Jolie’s little smile!
This fall I bought Jon Foremans 4 EP’s Fall, Winter Spring and Summer on itunes and love them. I heard they were re-released on a single disc. I recommend it. I also got Faith Hill’s Christmas CD and it’s great too, if you’re feeling festive.
Your girls are so cute together!
Snow Patrol’s new album is pretty great. So is Ray LaMontagne’s new one.
Adorable pics! I would have to agree with Snow Patrol, but also Death Cab for Cutie’s new CD is awesome, as well as the latest Postal Service CD!
I recommend the Twilight soundtrack, it’s pretty good. I know this is dorky, but I also just got Taylor Swift’s new one and it’s not bad. Your girls are gorgeous!
Oh my, I have the cutest grandbabies IN THE WORLD!!!
“..toxic, oozing slime.”
Ahhhhhhhhh! Hold me.
Tony Bennett’s Christmas album is fun!
Those cheeks are just calling for kisses!
How did those cookies turn out?
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