I am usually somewhat disappointed in the lack of misguided Google searches that end up on my statcounter. There’s the odd one, but for the most part the readers who come here intend to. I still have a statcounter installed on my old Blogger site and tonight, for the first time in over a year, I checked out the "Came From" stats and those misguided Google searches? That’s where they’d been hiding. I am pleased to announce that I am the #1 Google hit for "BUM CHUB" (sadly ironic, no?) and pretty high up there for "black and white puss on tonsils", "brown pee during pregnancy", "white pimple under lip", and "tonsil cheese".
I always wonder if the people who were searching about BUM CHUB (it was written like that, in all caps, in the Google search bar) but landed here, what did they think? Did they pore over my archives and waste an afternoon looking at my random photos? Because that’s what I did when I accidentally stumbled across the first blog I had ever found. It was a chance encounter that opened up a whole new internet world for me and inspired me to create my own little corner in cyber space.
To the BUM CHUB searcher, if you’re still here: you’ve come to the right place.
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People come to me all the time looking for Donkey Sex and Retard Sex, two things I have never had.
Funny! :) Last week someone found my blog by Googling “Goodyear blimp.” That make me laugh because you know that person could care less about the ‘six weird things about me’ they stumbled upon, and that I had steered the Goodyear blimp for five minutes.
I’ve gotten some pretty weird ones too. Who searches for this stuff?
You know… you were the first blog I ever started reading! Still enjoying your posts :)
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