Did you hear that loser laughing hysterically at the movie theatre last night? Yeah, it was me.
She can’t pull herself up to a standing position yet but she can hold herself semi-steadily if I give her something to hold onto.
As my foot took its first step in ascent of the final hill, the clouds split and thick beams of sunshine shone over me.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: why do leg rolls have to stop being cute? If they’re adorable on babies, why not on grown-ups?
I think they’re timeless, really.
While leafing through a health products catalogue, I came across an ad for some miracle fat-burning supplement.