I am an ignorant baboon when it comes to customizing my blog.
We are selling freshly picked apples from our orchard.
Delicious, juicy, head-sized apples.
Only 50 cents a pound (special deal foe yoo today!).
We’ve got Fuji and Ambrosia varieties.
Nothing like a formula vs. breastmilk discussion to get those comments pouring in! Thank you everyone for all your kinds words of support and encouragement.
Dust off your costumes and get that belly of yours ready to be filled to the brim with mini chocolate bars!
Date: Friday, October 27, 2006
Time: 7:00 PM
Place: Da Browns
Event: 
I am a sucker for cheesy gizmos that promise grandiose results.
Here be my scraggly locks:
And here be my new, sleek bob:
I am so hot it hurts.
(Kidding, kidding.